Where do you get money when you don’t have a job. Competition for the relatively few jobs out there is fierce. How about the guy who walks into a local bar and wins ten bucks at a time, and goes from bar to bar?. Here is an example of how he makes money when some money Rajabandot

You are sitting at a bar having a beer. Someone comes in and starts boasting about what a great day he had selling used cars. You are low on cash but may have just found a fresh supply.

You take a ten dollar bill out of your wallet and roll it up in a ball. Then you catch it in an empty pint glass. You continue tossing and catching the ten in the pint glass until Mr. Big Money Day gets curious and asks you what in the world you are doing. You say, “Just practicing.”

“Practicing for what?” he asks.

“A guy at the Fool and Bladder said it couldn’t be done.”

“What couldn’t be done?” he says. He is sure you can’t mean something as easy as catching a ten spot in a pint glass.

“He said I couldn’t throw a ten spot three feet in the air and catch it in this glass. Said he’d give me a ten spot for each one I did.”

“That’s easy.”

“Not at all. It takes coordination. I bet you couldn’t do it.”

When Mr. Big Money Day looks at you like your stupid of something that when it is time for you to say, “In fact I’ll give you a buck for every bill you can catch.”

If he takes you up on it have him take some ten dollar bills out of his wallet and roll them up into balls. Place them in a row on the bar. Then borrow some pint glasses from the bar tender and place them next to the rolled up ten dollar bills. After he catches most of the ten dollar bills in the glasses, if not all of them, count them out loud. Let’s say he caught six of them.

“That’s fantastic. Here is your six bucks.”

Give him his six bucks, or however much he won and then say, “I guess these tens are mine. Like I said, a buck for each one.”

The laughter of the onlookers will drown out his complaints. He realizes too late you are not as dumb as he thought.